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What I've learned from Roller Derby

If you forget to wear your pants/shorts/skirt to practice, no one cares if you skate in your panties. In fact, your team mates will praise the fineness of your 30lbs (!!!!)thinner ass and encourage you to wear said boy panties during the bout.
And if you're a roller derby girl, you probably will...
EDIT- Also, I should add that this is the second time in two weeks that I've forgotten my pants at practice. What the hell?????

2 Responses to “What I've learned from Roller Derby”

  1. Sounds like you've been listening to those lascivious HER0 songs...

  2. When an ass is as hot as yours, it's perfectly fine to skate in panties.

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