You know what's humbling? Derby practice. 

I love reconnecting with derby thanks to Naptown Roller Girls and Rolling Thunder. No matter how hard you work out, there is no sore like derby sore!


I've had a theory I've been wanting to test for a while regarding drinking and learning how to knit. Luckily, my friend Paige, who's been struggling with trying to learn how to knit, was willing to be my test subject!

Also, let me tell you, condensing two hours of this hilarity into 13 minutes was really hard!

Check out the video and let me know what you think! Should we try it again with fair isle?


When we first formed Naptown Roller Girls, we wanted to do something that everyone said was foolish at first, we wanted to not have intraleague home teams. Our idea was that Naptown would have the top skaters and would only play teams of other top skaters.
Other leagues questioned us, told us that the best way to get butts in seats was to have home teams that bouted each other, then a travel team that would play other leagues.*
*side note to add that we never considered it, beyond the brief few months that Naptown was called Crossroads, and we were a league made of Bloomington and Indy, and thought for our first game we would bout against each other.

I'll admit, I was a snot about it. I thought that home team bouts were just a glorified scrimmage and that what we were doing was "real" derby.

God I'm an asshole sometimes.

After over a decade of derby involvement and observation I have found myself wondering if Naptown actually needs to look at embracing home teams.

The idea of only having an A team play other teams from around the world is a great one, and for many years it worked here. NRG packed thousands of butts in those seats. Sell out crowds. A bleacher breaking from too many people attending a bout. Lines out the door and crowds outside disappointed they couldn't get in.
Then the rankings system changed. It became harder to get other teams out to play and the ones that did show up were often pick up teams or teams that just weren't ranked nearly as high as NRG. So there were blowouts. Fans began to leave after the first half of the game. I sold tickets for NRG at my job, and I heard over and over again, "It's boring now. I don't want to see a team win by 200 points." and I couldn't blame them.

Now I've seen Naptown struggle with attendance and seeing the example of teams like the Dairyland Dolls and Minnesota, I see a great argument for having home teams. Each girl has friends and family. If you double, or even quadruple the number of girls that are playing within driving distance of their friends and family, you've got a bigger potential audience. Girls are getting chances to play with more experienced skaters in a bout (Because no matter what, a scrimmage in a practice space is much different than a bout in front of an audience)and frankly, you're going to have a lot fewer frustrated skaters.
Not every skater is going to be at an elite level. No matter how much heart, how many hours of practice, some skaters just aren't going to be heading out to skate at playoffs. So to tell those girls that they might never get to bout in the main venue at home, with their loved ones cheering them on kind of sucks.

I wouldn't want to see every single game be between home teams, but it might be something to consider for a good chunk of the season. I hear of fans getting really passionate about their home teams, so it would be interesting to see if Naptown fans would react the same way, especially when it's something that Indy hasn't "grown up with" as far as derby is concerned.
I'll say that from my personal fan experience, derby is derby. I've seen home team bouts, which I hadn't before we formed NRG and... I like them. I really, really like those games! Plus I WANT to see more of the talent that Naptown now has to offer! There are so many great skaters that fans just aren't getting to see in action!

I'd like to end by pointing out that I'm not writing this as a representative of NRG and that all of these thoughts are my own. Nor have I heard of any plans to do something like this, beyond the one mixed team "B" game bout that took place at Bakers Life Fieldhouse several years back. I simply spent a weekend talking to derby people in another state, watching a lot of derby, and decided to put virtual pen to paper something that has been swirling around my head for the past couple of years. I love Naptown and I would love to see those sellout crowds of 5,000 again!

Well, Impact has it up on kickstarter again, and can get it shipped to you by Christmas! Not only that, you can get a miniature Joan of Dark to play with! (There was no way to phrase that without it sounding naughty. I tried)
I'm also on the cards, as well as some other amazing skaters from Naptown Roller Girls.

Just a few hours left as of this post!

I did an interview with Circle City Eats last year, and it looks like it's done and live now!

It was so much fun, and I feel like I've learned so much about myself. Such as, if you give me beer and food I'm pretty much going to ignore the interviewer and stuff my face with pizza instead of talking.

If you want to watch me get progressively sillier over the course of an evening, check out the video in the link below!

Circle City Eats in Greenwood

Vintage Swish was one of the first hats I did for Knit Picks Independent Designer Program. It's been one of my top sellers, and a hat that I have personally made at least 50 times. It's a quick knit, it's really easy to customize ( I have some slouchy versions with fewer repeats, or extra stockinette between the lace, multiple colors, etc)and it's pretty flattering for lots of different hair styles.

However, while I love the design, there were things I didn't like about the way the pattern was written. Which is why, I took a week out of my schedule and reworked the pattern and had it test knit by some new knitters.

I'm in love with it all over again and I'm so excited to relaunch it!

I've also got a brand new hat pattern coming out next week that I'm really excited about as well! (PS, you can always tell when it's time for me to see my hairdresser, based on the number of hat designs I start coming up with)

Check out Vintage Swish HERE.

Today marks 14 years of marriage to Dill Hero. I always knew that I would someday get married, assumed it would be when I was 30 or so, and knew that I would wear white, but never thought too much beyond that about it. I wasn't one of those girls or guys who planned a wedding from the second I saw a Disney movie, though I definitely thought it would be nice and fun.

So imagine my surprise when I met Dill. Well, really met him. We'd been running in the same social circle for several years but for some reason, a couple of months before my 20th birthday, I went up and started talking to him. One thing led to another and after some phone calls we went on a date. After coffee and conversation, I found myself with a boyfriend. Within a few weeks, we talked marriage, About a year later, he proposed. I never thought, "I'm too young! This is too soon!" or really anything beyond how much fun we would have together.

A month before my wedding, and again on my wedding day, my Grandma gave me her advice for a happy marriage. Don't bury the cake.

I was confused and asked her to tell me the full story.

When she first got married to my Grandpa, she was very young. If I'm remembering correctly she hadn't finished high school, so they kept the marriage a secret because her high school wouldn't have let her graduate if they knew she was married. So when that was over and done, they lived together, and my Grandma, wanting to be the BEST WIFE EVER, promised her new husband a chocolate cake when he came home from work.

She worked on it all day, but at the very end, the cake completely stuck to the pan, and trying to get it out turned it into a crumbly mess. Grandma panicked, felt like a failure and buried the ruined cake, pan and all, in the yard. When Grandpa came home that night and asked about cake, she lied and said she didn't have what she needed to make it.

I laughed the first time I heard the story, and then, when she saw me on my wedding day, she told me that story again, except this time she said "I shouldn't have buried the cake. I should have turned it into something else we could have eaten, instead of having no cake at all." (I'm paraphrasing a bit) 

I know my Grandma wasn't trying to give me some deep life lesson here, she was just trying to teach me how to bake a cake, but I think it is a life lesson anyway. The times I've tried to hide a mess or a disaster from my husband, we've both just felt like crap afterwards. I'd rather we get through messes together, rather than have some secret shames apart from one another.

So that's my advice to you, if you're ever thinking of getting married. Don't bury the cake. Find a way to enjoy a mess, even if only one of you caused it, together.

Speaking of which, this is the very first cake I made for Dill for his birthday/Christmas. I tried to take the layers out of the pan too soon, and they all collapsed. Dill had the idea of just icing the damn thing anyway and eating it, and it was of course, delicious. 

I'm glad I didn't bury it.

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