Last Saturday the performance team at Asa Bela got to debut something we've been working on for a long time. We were asked to do the halftime show for Bleeding Heartland Roller Derby vs. Ann Arbor Derby Dames.

I worked my booty off (actually literally. 10lbs and 10") for a month to get this down. Ever done lyra? Hard right? Now put skates on and try it!

We had so much fun, and my lyra partner Sue was just amazing and dedicated tons of time to getting all of this right! (And she never got mad when I kicked her).

Check out the video that Chris Rall made! CLICK ME!

This is it folks. Geek Knits is actually happening. No, flying around the country taking photos didn't make it reality. Neither did the countless hours of editing, the knitting, the emails, the schedules... none of that made it real until I was holding this:



Now, normally I would really care that I took a picture after multiple workouts (Insanity, Elliptical and Lyra and Silks IN SKATES) and that my make up was streaky, my hair a mess, etc. But I don't care at all. I'm way too excited over having an actual, physical copy of Geek Knits in my hands.

This is really real people. This book is happening. The publisher has printed it.

I am now alternating between wanting to tell EVERYONE and wanting to hide under my blankets for the next 6 months until it's all over. The anticipation is a mix of "Oh god I hope all the tech edits are right and all the test knits were right and there aren't any mistakes" and "Oh god I hope everyone just LIKES the dang thing".

Which, let's face it. There will always be a mistake slipping through and there will always be someone who doesn't like a book. Always. Some people don't like tacos or blackberry pie. When I get a bad review I try to cheer myself up by reading a favorite authors bad reviews. It helps a little. Also tears, wine and ice cream. Of course the good reviews always result in a celebratory glass of wine, ice cream and happy tears. Either way this book is gonna cost me a couple pounds. But I digress...

Right now I'm trying to just relax and feel the joy that something pretty crazy was accomplished. It's something I loved doing and I hope that everyone is going to love reading. As a reminder, click the "Books" tab up top to pre-order. Or tell your library you hope they stock it. If you're totally disinterested in Geek Knits, you may want to put this blog on mute for a few months, because it's going to be all Geek for a while!


If you're an experienced knitter you're going to find this post very, very boring. You might skip to a different blog post. There's lyra! And silks! And book news! Or show this post to a newbie knitter!



A friend of mine sent me a photo of her recently completed scarf, asking why it had doubled in width from cast on to bind off. 
Most of us have been there in the early days! (Every single knitting class I teach, I try to show how to avoid this, it doesn't help. All knitters are doomed to accidentally increase at least once!) Counting stitches carefully, unsure how the heck there was one extra at the end of each flipping row! 
So if you're new to knitting, let me show you what you might be doing.

When you get to the end of the row it should look like this:

But sometimes, as you're finishing that last stitch and turning, the stitch rotates a bit, and does this: 

See how it's folded over and looks like there are two stitches now? It's a trap! 

When you turn and knit that imposter stitch you're actually knitting  into the precious row, causing an increase at each end of your knitting. And not a pretty increase either! 

So, if you're new, take a moment at the beginning and end of each row, to make sure you're knitting into your single, actual stitch. Seperate the loop from the rest of the knitting and actually look at it. 


Laying correctly? Awesome, you're good to go!
Hopefully this helps and you can avoid a wonky scarf! 

So in lieu of an actual blog post, here's a video of me doing lyra on a swing set.

There's a question about Geek Knits that keeps coming up over the past year. I've talked about it in interviews, at libraries, convention panels, so I thought I should post it here as well. The question I keep getting asked is "How did you DO that?"
As in:
How did you get Adam Savage to be in your book?
How did you get Kyle Cassidy to take the photos?
How did you get assistants, handlers, etc, to read your email, help you schedule, and get their client to your shoot?

So here's the short answer.

I asked them.

I mean, obviously, right? Nothing happens if you don't ask.

Now here's the slightly longer answer. I said "Please" and I meant it. I said "thank you" and I REALLY meant it. Sure, I absolutely had some luck and a few "ins". I have a couple of writer friends who are famous, and typically once one famous person signs on that another famous person knows, they're more likely to say yes as they know I'm not just some crazy person looking to lock them into a basement and eat their hair to absorb their super famous person powers.

So I called in favors. My friend Kerrie knew Miracle Laurie. I begged and pleaded with her to put in a good word for me, vouch for me, whatever it took. Did the same thing with my friend Quiche. She knows people. I begged for introductions, emails, phone calls, whatever she could do to help me.

And here's the other part that helped: Sincere gratitude. My friends helped me out, I am grateful for it. I never expect it and I would never treat them differently if they had told me they couldn't do anything to help me. My friends are my friends because I love them, not because they can boost my career.

I took the "no"'s with grace. And there were a lot of them. People said no and that's okay. I asked famous people to take time out of their schedule and let me dress them in a potentially goofy knitwear. Drew Curtis wore a knit fez, Paul and Storm wore Vulcan gloves and sang to a stuffed worm. I had John Scalzi cruelly convinced that he was going to model "skants". So I understood when people said "no". (This does not mean however, that my geeky heart didn't break a little when Adrian Paul gave me a "no". I'll admit to going on a wine induced Highlander binge afterwards and getting a little choked up.)

I guess what I'm trying to say is that the answer to "how did you...?" is simple.
Ask.
Be nice. Not nice for the moment, nice overall. (Famous people did not get famous by being dumb and having the wool pulled over their eyes).
Say please and thank you. (You know, like Mom and Grandma taught you.)
It's that simple.*



*except in the case of Kyle Cassidy. I had to drug his whiskey, drag him into the Wisconsin woods and threaten to break his favorite camera. **

** Not really. Kyle is super cool and loves art and he said yes right away.

Check out this interview and slideshow over at Mindhut!

I talk about how I got started (hint, it involved cookies) and has some cool pics from Knits for Nerds, Once Upon a Knit, and Geek Knits!



Isn't it pretty?

If you're thinking you would like to pre-order, here are some links!


Amazon

Barnes and Noble



Books-a-Million

Indiebound

Powell's Books

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